This underplays what Orgo Night is. I saw this story elsewhere, and it led me into a rabbit hole. Here’s what I took away (and I’ll happily stand corrected if any Columbia alumni can offer better info):

There are two members in the center (presumably the “color guard”) who are simply carrying “wet floor” mini-sandwich board signs... Why am I only discovering this now?!

My high school football team was so bad that teams would go up on us by 40, 50 by half time and then sub in their sophomores or end of the bench people. One game we were down 58-2 at the start of the second half. Somehow we managed to play absolutely out of our minds and managed to get the score to 58-50 with a little…

Top drawer ;)

I think this is a good trend, as hair can dull guillotine blades. 

How did he feel when Joe Montana demanded a trade out of San Francisco, finally cementing Young's starting role once and for all?

I think one of my favorite parts about Federer’s matches are the ridiculous shots and spins he does to get balls directly to ball boys and girls.

Right? That’s been more a feature of capitalism in the US. At home AND abroad.

I didn’t come here expecting to hear about cricket, but you know what? I’m down.

One of the funnier things about this situation is that the 49ers guy in charge of getting this stadium built, Paraag Marathe, is on the board of directors of the latest attempt to bring decent governance to the sport of cricket in the USA, USA Cricket. It’s uh, not going well. Marathe was announced last August. Since…

No

There’s probably a No Brown People clause.

And also the same Italy that elected Mussolini’s granddaughter into the senate (who shares the exact same views as dear old grandpa).

Move to Italy and open a business to collect $770 a month. Then wait for the local mobster to show up and demand $1000 a month tribute for the privilege of running said business. 

The same Italy that’s refusing boats full of migrants??  Weird.

Jerry Nadeau, Joe Nemechek, and Brian Vickers all drove the #25 UAW-Delphi car for Hendrick Motorsports from 2001-03. The UAW has also sponsored races.

honestly it tracks

Moreover, why is it folded vertically? That's psychopathy right there. 

He only called Mayock a cracker after he was fined. That was a big part of Farris’s point.

I am generally against screwing with peoples food in restaurants but this guy needs to never feel safe eating in public again. He should also never be able to walk down a street without people reminding him what a scumbag he is.