Why did it take the Warriors a decade to ditch the Copperplate Gothic Bold?

There should be two rankings, one unbounded (point differential) and one binary (win/loss outcome), both taking into consideration (with supercomputer, of course, the strength of schedule of all opponents’ opponents’ opponents’ ad infinitum). The National Championship should be a game between the two #1 teams in each…

Teams most likely to win the game against a random opponent (includes all 130 FBS teams, 33 discrete FCS teams that have played a team in a Power 5 Conference, 18 discrete FCS teams who have played 2 or more FBS teams so far this season):

1. LSU (100% probability of beating bottom 74.6% of 181 teams)
2. The Citadel…

“Nats” is very close to “Nazis”

I think I would put Seu Jorge, the Brazilian acoustic guitarist and singer who covered Bowie’s songs for the The Life Aquatic soundtrack, ahead of David Bowie.

I have grown up with my dad and uncle meeting up every Christmas. They talk about rock music and listen to the others’ huge CD and record collections. They both listen to Little Steven’s Underground Garage. This past year, my uncle, after years of collecting and going through huge uploads of records onto CDs onto…

Everyone who likes music agrees with you.

Bruce obviously transcends the kitschy, dumb “classic rock” genre. No drive-time radio station ever plays Springsteen, so I am very aware of how shitty the rest of these bands compared to the E Street Band.

I am going to forget what you said about Springsteen and be diplomatic. Can we both agree that David Bowie should not be #1 on this list?

Houston Republican Assholes vs. Washington Republican Assholes.

You should not be allowed to lay down on the field unless you’re injured. Good reasoning. Good rule.

This was such an upset that I think this drops Wisconsin down from #2 to #4 and raises Illinois from #119 to #116.

Natsis, Astros, Yankees, Cardinals. fuckin gross

It makes sense for AAA leagues to span across the country because MLB teams play all over the country. Ideally, AAA teams should be playing in the same area as their major league team (when Seattle plays Washington, Tacoma should go play Norfolk).

Trump wants to turn ICE into the IDF, so you’ll have to do that while they’re turning kids into skeletons all around you.

The Penguins’ entire second and third lines are injured. Lafferty, Blandisi, Kahun, A. Johnson, Marino, and Riikola are playing great, but would ordinarily be playing in Wilkes-Barre right now. Dominic Simon and Jack Johnson aren’t playing well, Aston-Reese and Tanev are basically third- or fourth-liners playing on…

Letang leaving MacKinnon open to score the breakaway tying goal wouldn’t have happened without Dumoulin losing the puck. It was a bad start to the third period for the Penguins, but it was the first time anyone had led the Avalanche going into the third period all season. They’ve scored 7 goals in three of their seven …

Hong Kong cops operate independently of Beijing, Mr. Pompeo.

It is very weird for me that the ongoing Hong Kong-mainlander conflict has erupted into a global news item. It’s something I have lived and so, of course, giving context to the conflict only confuses people less familiar with the history. Anything more complex than “Chinese bad” just seems to confuse ordinary Americans…

WE ARE...what? Those shirts are almost as poorly-worded as the racist booster’s letter.