I know a good deal of people in my Parent’s age bracket who were told during the 90's and 2000's that investing in their 401(k) was a good idea, had a friends Dad who made good wages at Frito Lay and invested all his retirement back into Pepsico stock (and some others). Then the market tanked. He lost a few hundred…

You don’t know any of these people. I do.

So no California or the Pacific Northwest, but we keep Mississippi and Alabama. Yeah, sure thing buddy.

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

Rich guys

Wow, I always thought that the CBA shoe color options were black, white, or team colors. Who the fuck whines that a dude is wearing plain black shoes?

Zobrist’s uniform customization is not the first to draw a challenge from the league, but it is the most boring.

I find that quote upsetting in so many ways, not the least of which is that Mitt Romney apparently thinks “hot dog” is a meat.

They’re still upset at this diss by Mitt Romney...

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.

Every time I see a photo like this, I wonder about the logistics of having a swimming pool in a pro stadium.

/r/popping I believe your holy grail has been found.

Side note, I’ve started replying for conservative assholes on Facebook to “Be Best” when they accuse me of being a baby-murdering muslim antichrist (or whatever nonsense). So far that has made people 1) either leave me alone or 2) TOTALLY LOSE THEIR SHIT. Either way, I’m happy.

White House aide Kelly Sadler apparently said it didn’t matter what John McCain thought because “he’s dying anyway.”

Why do all the hockey fans live on the same side of tow—

The team name being “Sirloins” somehow makes it even better.

Entertaining, but what if they went to bat against THESE pitchers?!

We’re having a hard time believing that Berger somehow found a lawyer to represent him

Agreed, also, when did baseball become Cricket or Polo. This is a sport where adjusting your cock & balls and spitting is required between every pitch. In little league we were taught how to properly spit our sunflower seeds out, we were not a very good team, but we all spit quite well. We were also issued Big League…

Baseball needs to get over itself, almost as much as the baseball beat writers need to get over themselves. It's a sport, people...no need for gravitas.