Give the 17th-place team the first pick in the draft, 18th the second, 19th the third, etc.

Europe is a complete shithole. Talk about China.

ban golf

I would absolutely love it if the “camo dudes” disappeared and the weirdos managed to make it to the base, where they would be met by a welcoming, if not slightly patronizing tour of the facilities.

let pitchers plunk batters for whatever dumb reason. who cares?

Grayson Allen is a boring person with bad ideas, but that foul should not have led to an ejection.

Dallas is, or will be, a Top 5 market with Houston, Los Angeles, and New York, and Chicago, but Chicago is dropping and will be replaced by Atlanta, Miami, and Washington in the next 50 years. By 2087, Seattle will have more people than Chicago (using population growth rates from 2010 to 2017).

We need to employ or start a troll farm to primary Clay. He’s beholden to the corporate and military-industrial interests that impoverish and sicken his constituents. He’s a waste of a Democratic vote in Congress.

Shapiro is going to enjoy a long, successful 65-year career as a complete shithead.

Everyone knows where that “X” logo design comes from, right? We seem to have forgotten that its original purpose was to be spray-painted on the sides of houses in the Ninth Ward in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina so first responders, disaster relief workers, and family members could identify the number of dead…

Wharton shouldn’t avoid criticisms that we make of Trump. They’re a school for both stupid and evil people.

Soviet peasants beat the United States into space.

Wow, what a well-produced video. It was like a 7-minute film.

Any way we can make life very hard for Georgia Republicans? What can we do to really fuck their lives up?

This single match accounts for more of the error in my forecast than all the other matches this tournament combined. A huge upset. I had Peru ranked 11th out of 12 teams. Even after this match, I have them below Qatar.

Hard to believe O’Rourke survives till morning. Bernie Sanders is sharing the same podium in tonight’s debate as O’Rourke.

Neither O’Rourke nor Buttigieg are “center-left.” They’re centrists in the pro-corporate, purple, moderate wing of the party.

Minh-Chi-Ho Expos

Kietzman has been a boring asshole for 30 years. He’s been yammering about Kansas State basketball coaches, advertising golf equipment, and magnifying the personal problems of Black athletes since I was a kid.