Multiply the score margin by the shot clock and that is your threshold.

2020 is 1976. Maybe the Democrats can win following a Nixonian president, but that means 2024 is 1980 and the worst is yet to come.

This is a Nixonian strategy. Make them think you’re crazy so they have to prepare for every contingency.

All material in the universe is mobilized politically in the planetary Civil War. Late stage capitalism, the end result of liberal economics, forces us to view ourselves as consumers as opposed to workers. The only way to affect our own government is to buy Product A...but not Product B, because that’s what the racist…

He’ll be released the evening before a German holiday?

It’s good for morale in a military that terrorizes the world.

These discrepancies in “fact” implicate both the liberal “truth squad” and the right-wing “dark intellects.” Sociological interpretations of society’s most concrete scientific facts are especially needed today. Articles like these should force us to confront the social influences of scientific fact.

Bumgarner wants to be Roger Clemens, but he’s not dumb enough. He pretends to want to be on his farm alone, a quiet genius, but if he ever were on the farm alone, we all know he’d be fuckin’ depressed.

“Thank you for showing that anger is not part of the American political discourse, Mr. Shapiro. We’ll say goodbye.”

All speech is political.

All speech is political.

Fuck school.

I assumed the phrase “Medicare for All” comes from the pledge of allegiance (“with liberty and justice for all”).

Ever notice how the cops are always on the wrong side?

That hideous mouth eats ten eggs sunny-side up every morning.

The unspecified amount of Texas Toast is how they motherfuck you.

Go ‘Pool Boys! Go Labour!

Testosterone is a hormone, it’s not male or female. And many women have XY chromosomes.

She’s a cunt.

Northwestern states constitute one-half of the Republican party. They didn’t vote for Clinton or Carter, which distinguishes them from the Southeastern states, but they did vote for LBJ.