You’re forcing “snowflakes” here.

With Seattle, should the league realign to have 8 divisions of four teams each, like the NFL?

look who has a dental plan. congrats man.

Those shoulder stripes are going to look absolutely awful on merchandise or any player whose jersey is too big or their shoulder pads are weird.

Stats should be inflated to reflect the fact that he plays in fucking Oklahoma City.

Not a hockey fan?

Last year, the Arizona Wildcats were the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost the National Championship.

Hopefully Guaidó will be in prison by then.

Like a vampire?

I want somebody on the debate stage to turn to Hickenlooper and say, “John, you’re a nice guy, but you have some shitty beliefs.”

“cocksucker” is a great name for a centrist liberal if you can’t get “bootlicker.”

So cynical to support the “charismatic candidate” because they’re more charismatic. Why should anyone listen to you if you don’t have any sincerely-held beliefs?

Somehow, as the world gets more complex, the news gets more boring. Maybe now that the apocalypse has failed to arrive, liberal-centrists will become more entertaining in their reluctance to disbelieve. The cult always doubles down after the day of reckoning comes and goes.

Not a win if the nominee is a hack.

When I hear “purity tests,” I hear “means-test”...and we know those candidates can’t win.

a bus to Sarasota from St. Lucie, Florida, I assume.

Not if they aren’t paying players like deGrom.

A game between Dallas and New England is analogous to Real-Barça in terms of the sum of the values of each franchise.

Would be great if they were expelled.

New “Worcester” stadium?!