Poor Krusty the Clown lost $44 million on that promotion..

The summer of free Big Macs and fries. I remember it well.

I think the fuel is to blame.

Watching Hockenhiem breaks my heart. It used to be the trimmed out center of speed for F1. Lay the wings flat and put the throttle to the floor. Now it is just meh. Totally lost its personality.

This....this is fucking ridiculous.

Am I the only person who doesn’t share bathroom stalls with groups of random strangers these days? Do all Republicans just wander into their gender specific restrooms and smash bits together as they are relieving themselves?

That’s the drama. Got to make one a comedy...

I’ve always said the same thing, but with strip clubs. One would make money hand over fist in an airport terminal.

This is interesting because last year that we went to Europe, i slept about 20 mins on the overnight flight and although i was dead tired the next morning that we arrived, after 1 nights sleep I felt great. Coming back though was a pain in the ass and it took me about a week to feel like a normal human being again.

2014: The “Pop Tart” bill which protects kids who want to mimic gunplay at school or something.

Never doubt SCORPIO

Can’t wait for his college lecture series: “guys, it’s not worth it. If you’re going to rape an unconscious girl, make sure you take her into a room with a good solid lock on it. Out back next to the dumpster is JUST TOO RISKY. Even if you can swim real fast.”

pull out your tinfoil pirate hats mateys

I thought it was fucked up when she crammed him in the washer. I was not prepared for how much worse it would get.

First thing that came to mind.

I’m willing to bet he had some stupid nametag he forgot about or his backpack had his name embroidered into it. This has happened to me so many times and I’m spooked for weeks every time and then I realize.

Nothing is better than little kids playing hockey. Especially when you get on them like they’re adults playing hockey.

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