*shakes magic 8 ball* ....Outlook not so good

Had the same thought. There are quite a few laptops under $1k with better specs. The Origin Eon 15-S is actually just rebranded Clevo N855HJ. Even the same laptop sells starting under $800 from XoticPC. Upgraded with quad core CPU it’s still $400 cheaper than Origin. Upgraded with GTX 1060 and i7-7700HQ it costs $998…

Is this satire?

In the meantime I’ll be at Trader Joe’s, give me a holler if the prices drop down to that level

This is how Cantwell got started in his career of douchery

Who knows, might actually be 2027. Pretty sure the setting will be 2077, though

Well said, completely agree!

Same!

Anyone who can watch that movie without bawling their eyes out by the end is a monster.

Doesn’t Ann Coulter already live there?

Yep the laugh track kills it for me.

Is he starting in the oval office?

Is he starting in the oval office?

Yes, even if he divorces your sister, she (and any of your family members who help sponsor him by signing I-864) can still be sued by the government to reimburse any government agencies that provided welfare, food stamps, etc to the immigrant. This lasts until the immigrant either works full time 40 quarters (10…

Sure, please feel free to share this info.

Well, drugging and raping people is pretty high up on most people’s list of violent crimes, and I imagine hardly anybody out there still thinks Bill Cosby is innocent. As for R. Kelly, I don’t even quite understand what he’s being accused of - brainwashing groupies to live in a cult or something?

It took me far too long to realize this is a satire piece. I was like wow, I guess this is some first world problems kind of stuff

If they really gave a damn about our economy, Bannon, Sessions and Miller would drive down to the border, get on their knees and start begging and pleading for more illegal immigrants to come here.

Early access, shmearly access, what difference does it make as long as they don’t give people who buy it any advantage in combat? It’s just lame cosmetic outfits. I would never in a million years spend money to buy that crap in any game. If there are some people who want to spend money for cosmetic stuff, go ahead and…