Wait, seriously, he’s 57??

Within the next year or two, oddmakers now giving 50/50 that he will become President Pence.

The astral hucklebuck

I just can’t understand why anyone would do this, even if it weren’t damaging the property. How is it fun? It looks boring as hell to drive around in circles tearing up your backyard. Is the author 10 years old?

He seems super frustrated about the size of the cannon he ordered.

whole foods has an entire aisle for kombucha now?

Did they check for polonium?

This looks like something you buy for your dad on Father’s Day.

This looks like something you buy for your dad on Father’s Day.

Tiffany is Trump’s red-headed stepchild

Meanwhile at Mar-a-Lago...

You sure Trump isn’t Jake Lloyd in this analogy?

The marketing campaign was not all that bad, after all it provided us with this gem...

She also managed to secure the Argonian vote

What’s even more awesome-er is she was not only the first Woman Mayor, but also the first Argonian Mayor!

It’s a sad day when Cheney is almost the voice of reason, calling out Trump on his BS.

At this point can we just stop putting an X in the word Latinos - it’s a ridiculous term, cannot be pronounced, makes zero sense in Spanish and the end result will be people calling us Hispanics instead, which I hate even more than Latinxs or Spanxs.

No idea whether they negotiated their own compensation as skillfully, but I’ve done a lot of business with tough women negotiators in the film industry, both as a buyer and seller. Not once did I ever walk away feeling they were at a disadvantage. On the contrary I’ve noticed relationship building skills which are…

And the McDonald’s szechuan sauce! That was a cool and unexpected shout out to Chris Lockhart’s “Armless Man” approach to storytelling   http://twoadverbs.blogspot.com/2006/09/armless-man_30.html

Wow, these people are for real? This has got to be the Onion, right?