She must like Applesauce.

Wow, I did not know the ITB’s were in the cabin like that. I wouldn’t let kids sit back there, even most adults...

“Goddammit Wendy! Did you drop a gummy bear down the #5 stack again!?”

whatdyamean scooters aren’t good vehicles for taking the kids to school?

I will never understand why some things become freakishly long-lived and popular.

Fuck Blackheart’s Bay. And Wrath of the Spider Queen.

This news tells me:

A) Man, I wish that Blackheart’s Bay would have that bug so they could take it out of rotation FOREVER.

B) Sweet, new map, less % chance to get Blackheart’s Bay.

I haven’t watched professional wrestling in probably 15 years and this hit me in every single one of the right places.

My only experience with a bribe. I was driving through Quebec with California plates.

Smelly old emissions equipment-less slow diesel

2 wheels awesome.

I hate children.

I think the story later established that it was all things they don’t like to eat rather than actual allergies.

I once had this (“You’re in this for the money”) said to me by the owner of one of the worst car dealerships in Michigan. What is HE “in it” for?

How many cubs do black bears have?

You are wrong. Get out.

The Excalibur

Mama bear is like a drunk redneck dad. “Get the fuck outta the pool, ya little shits! Daddy’s gettin’ his PBR on.”

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

Yea from it wetting itself after getting wrecked by Chevys

Looks like Jezebel showed up