A shark like a great weight doesn’t have great eye sight, they do most of their hunting through a combination of taste/smell.

inevitable Netflix movie and or extra season when?

Pretty sure I would have had never learned how to ride a bike if I didn’t teach my self.

did I miss out on the firestick? it’s all I really wanted.

did I miss out on the firestick? it’s all I really wanted.

I’m 26 and still play flash games.

My biggest bragging rights when it comes to sports is DOMINATING kickball in elementary. At first no one wanted to let me play because they rightfully thought because I was fat I’d also be slow and couldn’t run bases. Some older kid though got the bright idea that I might be like the Babe Ruth of kickball though.

why does it look like he was having a seizure with that bench press?

I was walking into a McDonalds when a man approached me out of no where, asking if he could get some money because he hadn’t eaten in 2 days. I offered to take him inside and buy him something to eat.

I’m too stupid to know or memorize complicated orders - I’ll just take an iced green tea, no sweetner please.

I can’t explain it, but I wish it could, and from my experience it explicitely has to do with quick service restaurants. I used to do tech support for a place that specialized in coffee, and we would occasionally get these coupons that would include free items, typically drinks, but sometimes food. Occasionally when I…

Back in 02’ I was staying over at my Aunt and Uncles during the summer - my Uncle decided that my step cousin and I were spending too much time inside and proceeded to kick us out. We decided we would wander down to the park that was near by to play Basketball.

Losing a day for odd sleeping? That’s nothing.

Compromise - when on road trips of anysort where the entire family is in the Van, wife has to drive and you get to sit in the back and watch movies.

Kind of reminded me of Ghost Cities in China. They are these cities with massive apartment buildings, tons of areas for shops, but only a handful of residents actually live there; like a city that could hold millions is populated by maybe a few hundred. The shops are almost all empty with no place of business residing…

This is why I love the South East Asia condiment system, generally in every restaurant or place you can get food they will have a plethora of condiments which you can add to your meal - every one does this, and no one bats an eye if you decide to add something. A number of curries, fish sauce, chillis, maybe some…

The Venison guy isn’t really that outrageous either - there’s a common misconception among people about getting lyme disease from Venison; you can’t, but I know plenty of people that believe it.

I think Americans will celebrate any chance we can when it comes to beating another country at something.

Seriously, I’m surprised Deadspin even put Beyonce on the list - I’d be too afraid for the retribution. Her fans will literally swarm, harass, dox, and be a general menace for anyone that’s even slightly critical of her. It’s ridiculous.

Warlords/Fearless share a no.1 spot for me.

One of my best friends had one - thing was like a cat. One moment it was all sweet, nice, and snuggly, and the next it was just an awful creature composed of nothing but hate and malice forged in the deepest layers of hell.