I don't understand.

When I was around 3 my parents and I lived in an apartment at the bottom floor. There was a patio that went out back, where my dad had one of those classic weber grills. One day my Dad went outside, and I followed suit. I missed the step that went down, fell forward, and slammed my head against the wheel of the grill.…

Look, I think it's high time the truth just comes out. The matter of fact was that the flight was populated entirely by wizards. Steve the Chronomancer was on the flight, and had one drink too many, and, well, you know how that goes.

Is there any sort of option for a dim light that eventually turns off? I can't sleep in complete darkness. Unfortunately it means doing something like leaving a tv on or something; would be nice if I didn't have to do that.

Is there any sort of option for a dim light that eventually turns off? I can't sleep in complete darkness.…

My mom was the oldest out of 5, and the first to have kids. My first name is the name of their paternal grandfather, some one who was apparently deeply respected and loved.

Oh, well, that's definitely an issue I can understand.

so I guess I'll have to stop yelling WORLD STAR.

wait, that's the issue? really? Because all rap is just poetry in the AA BB CC scale; I don't think you need to belong to a certain culture, especially since I'm pretty sure people have been rhyming like that since Rome still had an empire.

I just want to say that I recently had chicken paprikash, and it was amazing

I've decapitated an Uruk only to have it come back, but it seemed to have some metal thing around its neck. I'm not sure if it was just coincidence or not.

Hey man, if you get some more, maybe you could start selling them - I know what your thinking "Ok, yeah, sure, but WHAT IF they are million dollar winners?" Well, that's your selling point, man! See, you sell them the unused scratch offs for like what, 20-30-40 bucks? a bargain! But you use that money to buy more…

true, but have you considered the following - the boat, could very well be, just one giant mystery box. There's no telling what you could find on a boat! a treasure chest? a deceased lady of the night? the ghost of davey jones?

I don't even drink, and I would totally buy that surprise beer pack. When people asked, I'd exclaim that it could be any thing! Dinosaur eggs, a portal to another dimension, some crappy beer? Who knows! It's Schrödinger's Beer.

My Dad, on the rare few times he actually did Grocery shopping, would always have me come along with him. He would proceed to ask me if I wanted any thing - like a cereal, and than decide to purchase something he would want instead.

for me, it's even less. All I need, is a one bedroom apartment, my computer, a comfy chair, a decent bed, and maybe a nice TV. Those are all the luxuries I want/need to live a happy, comfortable life. I figure I could make that work and still have a crap ton left over on a flat 5 million, and that's only for "Oh crap,…

Maybe...its really accurate, and this is actually our true face?

having provided tech support for people in both countries -

Oddly enough, my song "Let's all work really hard with great precision and determination" or by its German title "Die große Song darüber, wie viel wir lieben, zu arbeiten, und wie wir haben sogar Videospiele auf die Durchführung niedere Arbeiten gewidmet. Wir lieben es, Arbeit, Arbeit Arbeit, denn wir sind Deutsche,…

One feature I'd like to see them bring back is the animated desktop/wallpaper. I know it was included in some packages of Windows 7 and was supported by a third party app, but it was a pretty cool feature. I think the easiest way to do it now would just to enable webm support for backgrounds.

I don't understand the first part; is he saying I'm racist for eating fried chicken?