EDIT: Never mind.

There’s no way it’s going to be anything other than Sonic in the real world, helping some white guy with his lovelife. Consider this the template:

Yeah, it was very clearly a joke. This wasn’t grumpy Harrison, this was fun Harrison.

You’re spot on. Dark takes on characters are usually terrible, but the Sabrina comic is really great. If the show is half as good, I’ll be happy.

I loved the hell out of this film. I wasn’t expecting much, but damn it’s terrific.

Oh I’m not saying I don’t go at all, just the experience combined with the price makes more selective now than I have been in the past. I really like Marvel superhero stuff, so I go to see them with friends. I went to the midnight showing of the last couple of Star Wars films and they were great fun because they were…

I never used to have any problems, but in the past few years I’ve had numerous experieces of people using their phones and talking. Not whispering, we ‘ve all done that, but full on conversations.

I do stay home. So do lots of of other people. Hence the problem at hand.

How come nobody’s talking about what a rubbish experience going to the cinema is? You pay the money, as you said, then you get the joy of people talking the whole way through and checking their phones every twenty seconds.

I really liked it, but the blood and gore was so over the top that it constantly threw me out of the stories. I think if they’d gotten rid of that (and hired better actors) they’d have done a lot better.

Bobby’s parents aren’t keen about any of the other stuff, either.

Yeah, it’s the eyes every time. She’s not focusing on anything, just a dead stare at nothing at all. But, still, amazing work.

All I want is a 3.75" action figure of Snap Wexley without a helmet. It’s a shame to cover that handsome bearded face.

Oh lord, this is going to end with Superman convincing Dr. Manhattan that humanity is worth saving, isn’t it?

NO, YOU’RE CRYING.

I’ve never heard of this series, but that does sound interesting.

Goddamn, that is one hunky Commissioner Gordon.

Also: Orca.

Oh, it’s Mark Roberts. I thought he retired from streaking. I like the beard, but the hair is too much.

It is weird, isn’t it? They say they’re planning ahead for multiple films, but then they hire a huge star who costs a fortune and will demand even more for future films, assuming they can be bothered to make them.