Don’t worry, no one will want to steal it.

Oh for... look, we get it - you’re gay and you hope we don’t find out. Take a deep breath and just live your life, yeah? You’ll be a lot happier.

Zod arse statue when?

I remember when a company that makes those kinds of statues released a big, expensive G1 Optimus Prime last year (or thereabouts). They posted a big thing about it on Facebook and there were guys on there salivating at the idea of having this huge, blocky, non-articulated version of Prime on their shelves. Then,…

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Radness.

Wibbly-wobbly, diviney-winey.

Gimme that Jo action figure, with burned manuscript and pirate captain accessories.

Live your life however you want, and be who you want to be, but also get those fuckin’ Star Wars things off your fuckin’ Christmas tree.

No, this is Spiders Man.

Excactly. Most people here will likely describe themselves as either British or Irish, but just like someone’s gender on Tumblr, it’s never a good idea to assume it either way.

Way off. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off.

I love Dan Harmon and I’ve tried with this show but I just don’t like it. I can see that it’s very clever and there are some really jokes, but there’s a nastiness and mean-spiritedness to it that I just can’t get past. Plus the constant sexual violence is grating.

Spider-Bat, Spider-Bat,
What the hell is a Spider-Bat?
Spins a web? Guess he flies?
It’ll be his fault when his girlfriend dies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Bat.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He was recently shot by Elmer Fudd.
Can he swing from a thread?
I don’t know
but his folks are dead

Which are the kinds of questions that a talented writer could have a lot of fun with. I mean, I wouldn’t want to write it but someone with a lot to say on the subject could do wonders with it.

Now you’ve got me wondering what it would be like if Billy Batson was white and Captain Marvel was black. Or vice versa. DC has tried in recent years to make Captain Marvel/Shazam more relevant, but it hasn’t really caught on. Doing a race swap might be an interesting (and admittedly highly controversial) way to go,…

It’s because of this:

Agreed. The first one isn’t good. it isn’t even good in comparison to the crap that followed.

Well, now we know what Rule 63 Mr. Negative should be called.

“Hi, I’m Lylla.”