Jason, I think the guy was just drunk. 

No played-out rear diffuser!

I still love his He Said / He Said review of the Audi RS4. I was in an awful job at the time and reading every Jalopnik story everyday helped pull me through. I’m so sad he died so young.

I hope you grind the transmission less than the title. Maybe, “I have 1500 miles to learn to drive a car I just bought, or I’ll die”.

So it’s fast, then.

Reminds me of The Blank from Dick Tracy:

One bit of information that the link makes available is that the sprocket missed the driver.

Mine:

Sorry, did that ad just quote Oprah and G.I. Joe? Am I on crack, or did that actually happen?

What car did you drive to your high school reunion, the Corvette Z06 or the Jeep concept truck?

Is it just me, or is every single one of those people white? If so, what gives?