Brilliant! I learned something today, thanks!

Yeah. I often struggle trying to get a short blip of the horn out as a “hey watch out” “or go ahead” kind of thing. Anything longer than a 1 second blare is equivalent to gofuckyourselfanddiealready

Oh god, the laugh of the cameraman... That’s the chuckle of someone who knew exactly what was going to happen, who told his buddy exactly what was going to happen, then said, “well, shit, if you’re dumb enough to do it anyway, I’m gonna get a video of it, at least.”

That’s hilarious, I never even noticed it and I’ve seen this movie probably 20 times over the years.

Yeah, this definitely beats my master password being written down by hand in my wife’s notebook (and then updated 3-12 months after my password gets updated). As long as they can keep on avoiding a major security breach, they’ll stay on my favorites list.

For the truly vane. Stop admiring yourselves, go outside and check the weather.

This new generation of Volvo vehicles is beautiful. There’s something about how Volvo has mastered squared-off styling in a contemporary look that makes their cars attractive beyond belief.

Same as Ivy league graduates.

bwahahahahahaha

Gluten intolerant? No?

What’s funny is that he did it right — taking the spot next to the wall — but then put the wrong side of the car next to the wall.

They are the vaping cross-fit vegans of the automotive world. Yes, they are that annoying.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

There were lots of honorable mentions for this list.

Is this the karate equivalent of Lucy pulling the football out from under Charlie Brown?

Go full enthusiast. GTi everything.

but I fear that’s not him taking our advice on how to make the column better but rather a by product of his knowledge of this particular generation of Mercedes.

I started the year at 230 pounds. I set a goal of being at 180 by the end of the year. I took inventory of all the bad habits that were keeping me heavy — mostly eating lots of fast food, did some research about easy small things to do to promote weight loss, like eating eggs for breakfast, substituting water for some…