Oh my god. You coffee snobs are almost worse. Other places sell coffee besides Starbucks and are loads better. I’m assuming you just don’t want to take the time to check them out because you’re too busy spreading Nutella on your avocado toast and watching Portlandia ironically.

There was never any service — the whole thing was faked. ‘bullies’ were switching their Steam names to ‘bully hunter’ names DURING the stream. Utterly cooked up.

“Coachella” is the Cahuilla word for “valley full of assholes.”

To be fair, everyone at Cochella looks like an asshole.

“Hi, kid. Recognize me? I’m you 10 years from now.”

It’s just another indication to me that this series should been set post-Voyager, then they could just do whatever they wanted without constraints regarding TOS designs.

It’s funny this has to even become a policy in the first place. Like for non-entertainment jobs, no one would ever set up an interview at someone’s home or hotel room. Imagine interviewing to be a Starbuck’s barista at the store manager’s apartment....

At least Zuckerberg’s not been paid by the tax payer.

Don’t worry, I’m sure a few people signed a Greenpeace petition or something in the parking lot to offset the damage.

China in the 21st century is like: “Look at all the nice skyscrapers were building! Look at the size of our military! We’re a superpower! Yay!”

I went to Misoya in NYC for ramen once with my friend and his wife. He got the tonkotsu, she and I both got the miso-tofu. Theirs arrived in 10, 15 minutes—whereas they clear dun forgot mine. I finally piped up 20 minutes after my friends had received theirs; they took another 20 minutes to make it again but then…

I’ll happily contribute.

I’m starting a GoFundMe to cover my legal expenses after I beat this guy to death.

Animal abusers need to be registered like sex offenders and go around the neighborhood introducing themselves.

Ladies and Gentlemen, after a short, very brief, search- we have found our new Andy Dick!

Yes, there’s nothing better for your upcoming defense than threatening to do the thing you’re charged with.

Exactly, or like, “hey, should we do shots of 151 at the pool bar in Jamaica at 11:00 am?” YES we should. Then you end up throwing drinks on women, getting out of the pool, falling back in, puking in the pool, and crawling to your room. Later the pool boy says he had never seen anyone puke in the pool....allegedly.

Sometimes, you get around your buddies. Certain ideas sound so fun. Sure, man, let’s another round of shots. Next thing you know, you lost a bet resulting in having to walk to a gas station 3 blocks away dressed in a short skirt and high heels that you really don’t know how to walk in. But, at least you didn’t wind up…

“Eventually, Summit declared a “truce” and asked that fans “don’t let my channel die more.””

Do not fuck with a food item that appears to flipping you off.