Oh my god. You coffee snobs are almost worse. Other places sell coffee besides Starbucks and are loads better. I’m assuming you just don’t want to take the time to check them out because you’re too busy spreading Nutella on your avocado toast and watching Portlandia ironically.

There was never any service — the whole thing was faked. ‘bullies’ were switching their Steam names to ‘bully hunter’ names DURING the stream. Utterly cooked up.

“Coachella” is the Cahuilla word for “valley full of assholes.”

To be fair, everyone at Cochella looks like an asshole.

“Hi, kid. Recognize me? I’m you 10 years from now.”

It’s funny this has to even become a policy in the first place. Like for non-entertainment jobs, no one would ever set up an interview at someone’s home or hotel room. Imagine interviewing to be a Starbuck’s barista at the store manager’s apartment....

Don’t worry, I’m sure a few people signed a Greenpeace petition or something in the parking lot to offset the damage.

I went to Misoya in NYC for ramen once with my friend and his wife. He got the tonkotsu, she and I both got the miso-tofu. Theirs arrived in 10, 15 minutes—whereas they clear dun forgot mine. I finally piped up 20 minutes after my friends had received theirs; they took another 20 minutes to make it again but then…

“Eventually, Summit declared a “truce” and asked that fans “don’t let my channel die more.””

“You weren’t in, so we left your fantasy TV show in the shed.”

No fucking CGI orcs. I’m serious. Makeup and prosthetics or leave Tolkien alone.

It probably would be cheaper to genetically engineer actual hobbits and orcs and dwarves.

And it will get there a day late at 9pm.

Something tells me this will either make Amazon a lot of money

Nobody likes you, do they?

“He got his meal to go ... and then he went.”

“Our customers are dying to eat our food.”

You’re a dick. Be ashamed.

Having worked both front and back I would say within reason they are fine and obviously the kitchen always has the option of saying no.

I don’t know if you can modify the $1 margs at Applebee’s but it’s worth a shot, man.