He has to wait to find out the skin color of the driver first.

BENGHAZI! EMAILS! URANIUM!

Emmanuel Lewis is ready for his comeback! (I checked Wikipedia and he’s alive and has children to put through college).

If Trump fires Mueller and the GOP continues to obstruct justice, every one of our outraged asses needs to be marching in the streets.

Better?

I am finally hopeful. I feel this could actually happen (and whoever did it, is amazing.)

“Fuck you. Pay me.”

I’m sure that this was all due to economic anxiety.

Burn them. Burn those fucking assholes. Strap them to an upside-down cross and light it all on fire and watch them BURN.

Oh LA get ready to find your safe spaces! What am I? Well if you’re a conservative, I’m American AF. If you’re a lib, I’m “offensive.” Let’s go.

Oooh I hope Issa goes down with them.

They also had that dumbass cornhole game they played with their guests. I worked at bloomberg and was - along with plenty of other producers - consistently disappointed that the show was so stupid. When they invited Rick Santorum on the show I was so grossed out. I held my hands behind my back to avoid shaking hands…

“Bobby, Ronnie, Ricky...”

Yes and all of this was reported last year. A full year ago. I can imagine why such expenditures were labeled a certain way during the election, but I’m certain nothing about it was illegal at all.

Isn’t that one of the stories that Donny Boy Jr. told about his meeting with the Russian lawyer? (who can keep track) They were meeting for opposition research? Don Jr. does it its OK. Hillary does it she’s EEEVVVIIILLL!

I mean, she did say in a debate that Trump was a puppet of Putin. He responded with “No puppet! You’re the puppet!” and so we forgot because we were too busy laughing at how insane he is.

Umm no, W. is a war criminal, people need to stop treating him like he is a good person. The bar is so low that Americans would welcome back a war criminal. FFS.

Just like child rape, there is only one valid defense to having sex with someone in police custody -

Someone should tell the Republicans they’re embracing sharia law.