Yeah my ex is engaged to a female version of himself. It is creepy.

Also know twin-like couple. In addition to looking alike, the guy is named Mike and his wife is named Michaela AND THEY BOTH ANSWER TO “MIKEY” AND IT CREEPS ME OUT, BRUV.

Angela Merkel’s centrism has never looked more attractive than it does, now.

Normally he absolutely would want to distance himself from Putin as quickly.

Damn it must suck to be the Fredo in a family made up entirely of Fredos.

RIP Russia-US Joint Cyber Security Unit, July 9, 2017-July 9, 2017.

It’s PCP!

Just yesterday some gassy beer-swilling Trumpie actually tried to explain to me that the dough-bellied freak ran “over 600 companies”, as if those “companies” were anything more than paper tax shelters that didn’t actually exist. That’s what I mean re: the portly POTUS, his garbage family and his sub-moronic creation…

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

Donald just took Take Your Daughter to Work Day to a new extreme.

“Trump and Putting discussed cybersecurity and agreed to set up a joint group to address it.” I need a joint alright, I need a joint every day all day to make it through all this bullshit.

How do they find time for the news (ish substance) what with all the harassin’ and grab assin’ over there?

Is he trying to look like Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor, or was the glasses/pornstache/multiple-chin combo a happy accident?

She’s a blonde, Fox Stepford wife, so...popcorn time.

State senator.

This story is like someone just cut up the last six months of headlines, put them in a hat, and pulled words out at random.

Personally I’m tired of people attacking interracial relationships. I hated when Jill Scott did it several years ago and I hate it now. Because underneath the rant about interracial relationships is the hatred of biracial people. We get it, you don’t think we should exist.

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.