“Trump and Putting discussed cybersecurity and agreed to set up a joint group to address it.” I need a joint alright, I need a joint every day all day to make it through all this bullshit.

How do they find time for the news (ish substance) what with all the harassin’ and grab assin’ over there?

Is he trying to look like Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor, or was the glasses/pornstache/multiple-chin combo a happy accident?

She’s a blonde, Fox Stepford wife, so...popcorn time.

State senator.

This story is like someone just cut up the last six months of headlines, put them in a hat, and pulled words out at random.

Personally I’m tired of people attacking interracial relationships. I hated when Jill Scott did it several years ago and I hate it now. Because underneath the rant about interracial relationships is the hatred of biracial people. We get it, you don’t think we should exist.

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

I am guessing this is the reason he gave her, not the real reason...which was...those eyebrows.

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

Your Sadie is related to my Franklin, maybe.

Here’s Thor, finding out I wasn’t going to volunteer to walk him at the shelter anymore, because I decided to take him home.

Here’s Bryce.

Pictures of everyone’s dog in 5...4...3....2...1...

Barron did the cyber for him.

You know who ELSE had a near-pathological obsession with bodily purity, was a teetotaler, and also fat?

I’m pretty sure it means he wants to fuck his mom.

Trump is incapable of competently carrying out the duties of president on any level. If he’s not actually suffering from dementia, he’s certainly mentally\emotionally too unstable to be in office.

This seems like a really important paragraph: