When I was a kid my dad prefaced every chore with “Could you do me a favor?”.

I think there is a difference in a kick to something, rather than the effect of extended pressure. But I don’t know, either. I imagine that a woman with a clitoris that extends outside her labia would be in incredible pain to receive a blow, there.

Camera dude in the background sees what’s going on and nopes the hell outta there.

No way he’s not stewing like a kettle full of shit, he’s becoming fouler by the minute...and that first tweet is going to be bigly:
“FUCK YOU AMERICA. I’m the President!”*
*deleted twenty minutes later

Actual footage of his staff keeping his phone from him

It’ll be the best impeachment ever. Really top shelf, with the most eloquent speakers, the best prosecutors, terrific articles. I can’t wait to see what Ivanka will wear.

so why wasn’t he obliged to disclose the ongoing Trump investigation?

Bullshit. Going to the public like that right before the election was completely against FBI and DOJ protocol. He wasn’t doing his job. That was against the standards of his job. He wanted to look tough to his intelligence friends.

jesus christ that is infuriating.

This is Ivanka taking a stand against her father:

Which is why we ALL need to turn out and vote in 2018 and 2020, so we can start to roll back some of this Teabagger nonsense. We outnumber them by a wide margin—if we would just unite and VOTE, we could send them all to the curb. VOTE IN YOUR DOWN BALLOT RACES, YA’LL! The next census is in 2020, so we can’t blow it…

I’m hearing great things about an up and coming Democrat named Arnold Frump...

But that’s different! He’s a “successful businessman”* and a “billionaire”* and a Great American**!

This whole thing is like the drunken uncles of America are lurching around representing all the rest of the family.

Am I going crazy, or did I just read that people are about to lose their houses because they were expected to pay for poisoned water?

“Looking forward to the D-Day invasion of Normandy tomorrow! #MAGA”

The White House is the new 4Chan.

In my humble opinion....Alec ain’t wrong.

So... I did something today.