how to get away with broken turn signals:

It's about ethics in disgusting food habits journalism.

The Malt-eased Falcon

Just a little Jans Sport back packing, I mean.. back patting.

“Hey baby, want to see my COBRA?”

What if we treated white men like this just for, like, an hour a year? So they know what it’s like.

This looks awfully familiar...

Or he’ll ask you if you’re hiring.

"You're demonstrably wrong yet I won't demonstrate how you're wrong."

Maybe I'm alone here, but I think it's plenty offensive. People like my brother are getting paid jack shit to put their lives on the line just so corporations can get obscenely rich (while everyone else with no skin in the game pretends it doesn't exist), but we're supposed to fawn over some millionaire who is a…

Twista's Sister? Boo Schnickens?

Would it be too soon if next season I use Erring Hernandez for my fantasy league team name?

Kobe's played for years with persistent butt soreness.

Why stop at one bonus FG? Make it interesting...you can take the bonus kick, but if you miss, the other team gets the point instead. If you make it, you can choose to kick another (and keep going until you miss), but if you miss, the other team gets a point total equal to the number of kicks you have tried.

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

OK, so, I feel like I have to address Mason's rape and sexual abuse charges. In February of 1998, when he was 31 years old, he and another man picked up two girls, aged 14 and 15, from a basketball fundraiser event and took them to the other man's home, where some combination of he and the other guy had some variety…

Woohoo we get the moral high ground back...

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

I'm beginning to see where a more connected world could go wrong.