underrated comment, even better handle.

This is an underrated controversy that I’ve never truly gotten sorted out. I always said “holmes” in high school but was afraid to make any actual Sherlock Holmes references, because this was before nerds were cool. I never had any reason why it was “holmes” except that “homes” seemed dumb to me. It never once…

will only become annoying as Harden develops it into another unstoppable weapon, and then starts methodically adding steps.

Athletes... they’re Just Like Us!*


*Us Weekly

This presupposes that most GOP thought leaders are still attending the Ivy League ... that ship sailed a couple elections ago.

I was with you until you had to bring hip-hop into it.

Counterpoint: bigger vocabularies are helpful in communication, because there are nuances of meaning in each word. This is why there are different words for being in chains: arrest, bondage, and slavery. Those three words mean very different things overall, even though they mean the same thing literally.

Peddling flimsy shoes to cash in on the career of a promising point guard? That’s ridiculous. They oughta be ashamed. That’s our lane.

Suffice to say, the city attempting to buy its way out of the consequences of such egregiously awful policing without admitting that Brown’s civil rights were violated is weaselly as shit.

An anonymous source expressed sympathy for the girlfriend as well as resignation over the allegation.

as much as I despise this bumper sticker, it is, at least, the correct pronunciation:

Wilson reports that the two players the Texans are receiving are Barkevious Mingo and Jacob Martin.

“I’m just saying, if you have no basis to have a piece of paper—there’s nothing that says a contract executed within the past few weeks or months can’t be looked at and say ‘you know, I think I want a different part of it done this way’ and not play. You get into a different world when you don’t honor agreements.”

I think it’s also important to give a bit of nuance and clarity to what I meant. Just because I thought those jokes were bad doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy any of the special or that Chappelle should be “canceled” (whatever that would mean) or that I think a comedian’s primary goal should be to not offend (far from it).

the preseason conversation around the team focused on significant improvement from last year, with some promises of an offensive explosion.

I starred this only for the purpose of highlighting this comment for its reductive nature.

I actually perform stand up comedy on a somewhat regular basis. Look me up on Twitter (@jgthecomic).

I don’t take everything every comic says literally. But I think based on the tone, content and context of not only those specific…

I watched a good 25 minutes of his latest special to see is it's really as bad as several people were saying, but uhhhh... yeah he pretty much admitted being a victim blamer and then proceeded to blame several victims. So yeah, this comment is sadly accurate.

On the one hand, this *is* hella gross.

According to Mike Niziolek of the Roanoke Times, the NCAA questioned the seriousness of Hoffman’s mother’s condition and reasoned that it could not be all that severe since she hadn’t retired from her job as a schoolteacher.

“I’m gonna ask you this one more time before I take it to another level,” the male voice says. “Can I have my son here?” When West says no, he responds, “I’m gonna make sure I put a bullet through your fucking head.”