Though it's always in snippets, you can learn a damn awful lot from TED videos for free, too. Actually, as long as you have internet access (and motivation) you can learn almost anything for free.

I'm really enjoying picturing a Kesey version of Twilight. Bella would run away to Oregon to marry Edward, only to discover his family are a bunch of crazy vampires who are shunned but respected by the town. Edward's long absent younger step-brother (insert wolf-guy's name here) returns and embarks on a plan of…