@クラシュタシチクはフォドが大好きです、でも、ＣＯＴＤがありません。:

1 - Don't touch the radar/laser detectors

#2 should be #1, and the entire rest of the list is irrelevant.

Who is the dimwit that put the dish antenna down at bumper level, instead of on the roof where it is least likely to be crushed?

1989:

Worst car was a Pontiac Sunbird. It had coke cans in the driver's door, which the dealer took out for me for free, but which damaged the window retraction mechanism; it broke down constantly, and it couldn't deal with the heat in sunny south Florida. Within just three years, panels were falling off the sides, the…