You realize the seat to her right is empty?

"If you don't feel bad enough having to go out to eat on your own, here's a stuffed animal to sit across the table from you to really cement the fact that no one likes you and you're going to die alone."

I didn't know you could shoot children in Sniper Elite?

lol this will be like the time they roasted JTT in 1994.

We should all wear whatever the hell we want. Despite the title of this article, that's what real adults do. So, if you have a class ring and it makes you look and feel good, go for it.

Dear HR people. You would get far better Resumes if your Job description was accurate and realistic. You will also get more qualified people applying if you would POST THE DANG SALARY RANGE you are going to pay for the position.

Re-read what you quoted. I'm pretty sure you're missing a key part of that sentence that gives it the context you're unaware of.

"in the series"

...Mario 64 isn't a Mario Kart game...

Yeah, we've had an idea like that for a while now.

Fuck this guy and the horse he rode in on (metaphorically (never actually fuck a horse (they can't consent))), but this really jumped out at me:

Cancer inducing.

They do humorous comics too?

PA is almost always non-humor

Nah man, they're actually trying to say she isn't outlandish enough. Which is ridiculous considering this looks to be a 100-something pound girl who will be fighting some huge steroid men.

Look dude, I fucking hate that piece of shit sackboy character. I will never play any of those trash games, and I hope it goes away. My preemptive apology was not only good enough, but I now regret it due to how much I can't even stop thinking about how much I hate sackboy.

Hahaha. It should really be: "Stay a while, you're drunk". I'm gonna try and make that one stick now.

Well, it would have been cognitive/behavioral psych. Now it's disabled, indigent unemployment. Thanks, uninsured drunk driver! It's been so many years since I worked god only knows what kind of job I can get assuming I finally get treatment this year through Oregon Health Plan.

Unless is a job requirement, having firearms on your person "just in case" is totally unnecessary.