I do declare

My honest gut response to this article as someone who is struggling with issues, I feel like this is a very boastful article, I have zero sympathy for the writer, I guess this person was a fucking COUNSELOR Jesus Christ, this person would NEVER relate to my problems. I just don’t really understand the point of this…

“adorable” jesus christ I hate kotaku

Waiting for the cover

I’m not gonna sell my soul to the devil for a measly 10k windows 10 can go to hell forever

Shit like this makes me embarassed to be a gamer

Wow what a fucking dick

Do these people have magical dishwashers or something? I soak and rinse every dish, and when I do the dishes, 99% are coming out absolutely clean. When the other people put in the dishes without rinsing, it’s a shitshow. It’s a decent dishwasher purchased within the last 5 to 10 years.

There are better wireless mouse/keyboard devices with a more comfortable layout; the left hand can comfortably hit the letters, but the right side is greatly hindered with the touchpad, so it’s very awkward and uncomfortable to use (personal experience)

There are better wireless mouse/keyboard devices with a more comfortable layout; the left hand can comfortably hit…

that gif aint going to heaven

“hot little number” jesus christ, I’m probably put on a new govt watchlist every time I click a Fahey article

If it’s true that he has a big dick, he wins.

Reading the headline “please don’t be some lego shit, please don’t be some lego shit” hey, it mighta been Wreck It Ralph or something. Lemme guess, Wreck It Ralph lego shit coming next.

That horsehead mask thing was played out so quick

comes across as sarcasm, same reason I hate smiley usage

I don’t get it

I just wish there was a little honesty behind photoshopping, like put a tiny box with some codes indicating what was changed a bit. It wouldn’t have to be more than a QR code for someone to scan and get a read-out. Poof, no more problems. People hate EZ solutions to problems cause they sucks

Is “fuckboy” homophobic or not, because it’s often used as an insult. So which is it, a homophobic insult or what?

I don’t think Kotaku has the right to judge what is cringeworthy, glass houses and all that jazz

I think it’s bullshit for this guy to say the tracking is superior to current HMDs, how could you even tell, the DK2 has 75fps (optimally) and has virtually 1:1 perfect tracking, I cannot discern any lag whatsoever (again optimally)