Man fuck that shit, those assholes can't hang with the big dogs, this is why I'm about 90 days from being the worlds best dance man at DDR/stepmania. I am fat white. What the fuck.

I've always despised the tryhard humor of TFC2, the realistic deadpan style of the Halflife TFC was so fucking hilarious

OKAY, jeez, we get it, let it be known, MIKE FAHEY HATES GIANT TITS.

(this is in no way intended as a criticism of the way this man handled his suicide.) From personal experiences, I believe suicidal urges (at least for me) are a message from your brain trying to end the pain when you don't know the immediate answer to whatever is driving your pain. But like many aspects of nature,…

I hope these bastards never get work again. In a just world, they would starve.

Frankly I'm grateful the article itself wasn't the typical beatdown of men (like me) with dismorphia

Thanks, but please know that expressing that sentiment to someone like me means absolutely nothing. It's too engrained, I probably need therapy. "Motion of the ocean" means nothing if you have no means of even meeting another person.

God, fuck all that mess, I'll continue to stay alone, it sucks seeing sexy women in real life, but I bust my nuts by my own damn self. I own my own issues, my problems are not the fault of women, but I am squeaky fucking clean. I haven't hurt a single woman. I haven't hit on a single woman ever, I'm the best. I…

I felt the exact same way but the twisty story and the gameplay make it one of my favorite RPGs, and the music/graphics don't hurt

All of THAT was made just because of an internet gag where he didn't really follow any "12 year old" on twitter? People have WAYYYYYYYYY too much fucking time on their hands

This is like one of those awful synergistic ads featuring two (or more) entirely different Intellectual Properties (I know there are newer examples but I quit watching TV cause I'm seriously fancy)

Boy oh boy I sure wish I didn't have "buried penis" due to a botched hackjob. But oh, I'm sure it's not really mutilation cause doctors say it's good to remove sexual nerve endings from genitalia

I'm not a feminist to impress you, I'll come out as a male feminist all day long

Yeah let's take an open-anused shit on men that make an effort to treat women better, even though sometimes it's hard to grow and learn, and sometimes you gotta learn, and sometimes your not born with all the information and you gotta LEARN, and GROW, and you're not BORN THE PERFECT MALE FEMINIST in this shitty…

I always assumed that "going stag" to a school dance was some kind of social suicide? It was always extremely painful seeing those dances come and go

The system might be broken, but if Iwata is doing numbers, do you really expect him to opine about how Metacritic is encouraging bloated AAA premium budgets etc etc? Cause I expect him to sing this song in front of every damn person crying about the lack of Mario endless runner on ios

I'm pretty sure only redneck crackers would call "racism" if blacks weren't attacked at all.

Boy oh boy Jezebel knows how to hit me where it hurts on Valentines Day.

Well I was alone on Valentines Day, should I still light myself on fire?

I'm sorry but that Benghazing valentine is hilarious (not hillaryous I hate that crap)