edit: my anger was misguided, can't edit earlier posts but don't want to delete. Sorry

Oh FORGIVE ME for being defensive. I was reading an article today about how circumcision can caused buried penis, and yeah, I do have a dismorphia regarding my penis size. Oh no, I'm very sorry for having human emotions. Don't google that article unless you want to see what I have to see in the mirror.

Believe it or not, it's called a HUMAN PENIS. I'm so very sorry that it doesn't meet your criteria for average penis. Maybe if we stopped butchering dicks with circumcision, I wouldn't suffer with a buried penis, etc. Let alone that guy though. I wish my dick looked like that.

I clicked this article thinking "oh, that looks like a dangerous idea, I wonder what the comment section has to say about this." After 10 seconds of glancing over comments, I want to scream at people to not do this. I want to go to the mall, get entirely naked to make sure I have everyones undivided attention, and…

This is fuckin bullshit. I'm gonna write a book, called "TAMPON MILFS," and yes, it's gonna be dank.

it's da roc. I'm sure someone else will/has said this.

both

Oh my fucking God I'm sick of Mark Shrayber and his body shaming BULLSHIT. "Pencil dick" be a man, don't body shame, don't make ham-handed remarks that hurt others unintentionally

I remember when my dad walked out when I was 10, mom yelling to me about how dad is gone, and me screaming and crying "I want my daddy, I want my daddy," THAT shit sure burns into your noggin

Just because of this article, I'm gonna go get a bigass Gucci Mane Bart Simpson necklace. Then someday when I'm in my grave, and thousands of years go by, nobody is going to give a shit about if I had a god damn necklace. But maybe aliens will decipher English and read these records of fashion judgement. Wow humans…

Okay I'm not taking my mom to interviews any more, you're coming along instead

"haven't considered college boys sexy since junior high, thank you very much," yeah take that people that are attracted to whoever you disapprove

I will

You gotta stay the course dog eyes on the prize

I'm not watching a fucking smosh video, stop linking to garbage like this, honest film reviews, teens react, etc. THEY GIVE ME DIARRHEA

Are you referring to your sexy pants as yoga pants, because if so, then I wouldn't interpret it as sarcasm. I think wearing yoga pants instantly makes anyone hot.

I'm not sure if that is sarcasm?

I wish there was a clearer distinction between "leggings" and "tight pants" because often "leggings" are refered to as "tights" and that confusion does not buoy my hosiery fetish.

God it's difficult to sympathize with someone suffering depression who can actually smile for a picture, she probably took the picture herself even. And she has a job talking to people, etc etc I wish I was that functional.

"Cinema Sins" is a piece of shit