I don't think you understand the purpose of a career.

You should get partial credit for a manslaughter conviction.

I heard a story once about Rachel Dratch about doing a guest spot on a sitcom playing the role of the "ugly girl." She shared some ideas with the make-up department and the wardrobe department to make her look completely repulsive. All of those ideas were rejected. The make-up and wardrobe teams thought she looked…

I had the opposite problem. I liked Dallas, but thought George and Tess were awful people. To me, the show was about a perfectly lovely town invaded by a couple of arrogant New Yorkers. I don't expect that was the intention of the writers though.

I hate saying mean things about child actors, but I just can't resist. In that picture above, Dorothy looks exactly like Henry in a wig.

I had trouble grasping the idea that the Tanner family on ALF was not related to the Tanner family on Full House.

I think that's the problem. He's looking for a woman who doesn't keep her mistakes.

There is no way Christy could have earned that nickname. She's attending the same school as Alex.

She claims she's in a position to turn down offers from other networks. We'll see.

For his first few years on the job, everyone mocked Conan for being completely unqualified to host a talk show. He eventually proved himself. Chelsea Handler did not.

It's a true story and he actually was an MD. It's not just realistic; it's real.

The turtle eating the alligator would not have been a disappointing coda. Sadly, I believe it was the other way around.

I believe most of the Desmond storyline were intended for Eko.

The new Enlisted episode is already on Hulu, and it's the best one yet.

Not as far as the yellow M&M (which I think he may have done while Oz was still on the air).

The real problem is that the Emmy voters have no respect for comedy. All of the awards in the comedy categories are basically awards for the best dramatic performance in a comedy rather than awards for the best comedic performance.

Ah. Still impressive though. She's barely changed in 30 years.

Also, the L, N, E, M and A had all been played.

And Vanna still hasn't aged. She must be well over 60 at this point, right?

But the fact that everyone believes it completely negates the premise.