In his defense, he was drunk at the time.

The call came in around 10 PM? What are the odds he was three sheets in the wind by then? tRump does it because he is a nut-case, but for most people, that sounds like a lot of booze talking.

Gosh our president hires the best people. Just the best, really great people. All these great people out here, making me tired of winning.

I still think her boldest murder was when she emerged from the crowd of terrorists besieging the Benghazi compound and she personally shot all four victims while laughing maniacally.

As someone else said, many policies have a waiting period of a few years that you have to get past before the suicide clause expires. Considering the note also said his policy was about to expire, probably just went for it.

The only life insurance policy I ever had, about 20 years ago, stipulated that it would pay in the case of suicide, but not until the policy had been in effect awhile...can’t remember now if it was six months or a year.

No foul play involved, like that’s going to stop Alex Jones and his ilk. Dude could have stood in the middle of Times Square yelling I’m doing this of my own free will, and they’d still say Clinton was behind it.

As always, any transaction that involves the Knicks is a loss for both sides.

THIS BITCH ACTUALLY TRIED IT.

Yeah I’d still take a Seagrams or Canada Dry over it but I’m just a dumbass for ginger ale.

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

If they give “moderate Republicans” that cash instead of Democrats, there will be no “almost taking of the House” scenario to worry about.

Good thing Susan Collins didn’t vote for a bunch of anti-gay nominees to cabinet and judicial spots. Imagine how embarrassed the HRC would be if it turned out they supported someone who’s votes turned into a Supreme Court that wants to overturn all of the last 50 years of gay rights progress.

Nah. That’s one of his jerk-off fantasies.

Too nice.

Grand Old Projection.

Paul Ryan asking for civility is like a murderer asking his stabbing victim to “use their inside voice” while they scream out in pain.

It’s funny that he prizes civility, but generally remains silent in the face of Donald’s (rather uncivil) attacks on the media, Democrats, disabled persons, women, Mexicans, etc.... I would be able to take Ryan more seriously if he made any effort to clean up his own house, but as it is I think “be more civil” is code…

I then asked him a second time in a totally different way. He said absolutely not,” Trump told Reuters.

“I said, ‘Did you do it?’ And he said, ‘No, I did not. Absolutely not.’ I then asked him a second time in a totally different way. He said absolutely not,” Trump told Reuters.