Probably because his GM can also play all 5 positions on the floor.

“Yes, but I haven’t ever gotten confused enough to where I couldn’t find my car in my own driveway the limo I’d hired, in my own driveway, when it was surrounded by marines in full dress uniform and had a giant label with my job description on the side.”

Although I personally cannot stand Steve Scalise and believe that he holds ridiculously absurd political views, I really hope he pulls through.

That’s Steve “David Duke without the baggage” Scalise, yeah?

Maybe off the edge of the world. I’m pretty confident he believes the earth is flat.

And what’s “working” about the military now that wasn’t for the last eight years?

Maybe shitcanning Rahm Emanuel at the next available juncture won’t make any difference, but just in case, why not shitcan Rahm Emanuel.

Don’t take this the wrong way but you’re 1 for 3.

Could have happened during a Titans game with the same number of casualties.

WTF? are you telling me this didnt work?

On the Interesting side...his aides could easily have headed him off a loooong way before they did. They let him look (even more) worrying and disoriented (than usual). Appears they have no sympathy for their charge...

Remember when you looked at the president with admiration and not embarrassment?

Give what a try? What did you fucking try? The only thing you tried was tweeting fawning dumb shit that in no way indicated any sort of formal agreement so your braying shithead supporters forgot you campaigned on being ‘tough on Jyena’ and ‘labeling them a currency manipulator day 1'. Instead we’ve had no indication…

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

But they only vote against their own self-interests so long as they’re promised it will soon be in their own self-interest. Yup, any day now.

My eyes glazed over as soon as I saw the word “tech billionaires.”

Your other no-good option:

Last week: Obama was a pussy thank god or President Trump who will kick these guys asses.

Old enough to know that comparing Gordon Hayward to Bird is an out-and-out insult to the Hick from French Lick.

Brady and Gronk were average talents that, it could easily be argued, lucked into greatness in Boston. Bird was a generational player in college and even better in the pros.

I’m old enough to remember Kelly Tripucka in his prime and he’s the player Hayward reminds me of. Nice to have around if he’s your second or third option on offense and you have a rim protector around. Still, it would have sounded odd if Tripucka ever got Julius Erving, Larry bird money in the 80's and it sounds odd…