Everyone should just stop paying taxes. Seriously fuck it. Why are we paying taxes?

Just wait until these people finally read the actual text of the bill. They are going to each get their very own ice floe for a lovely sea cruise. There will, of course, be a substantial co-pay.

The club says tickets are still available.

Eat shit America.

Here’s hoping they fail and the league contracts them in fewer than five years.

May as well trade him, they got Noah for the next three years locking down the center position.

And then his phone rings and he becomes paralyzed. Just another day in the life of Ainge.

The Boston market?

As a Knick fan, never thought I’d say this—James Dolan needs to be more involved!

Fultz expected to go #1

Hey eventually the Commons might win by eventually tricking him into thinking no one’s there.

This 80s dystopia movie I now find myself living in is depressingly lacking in Robocops.

The Congressional Black Caucus declined an invitation to meet with Donald Trump

Every single Cheesecake Factory in a major location has a 30-to-hour long wait for seating any night of the week.

Obamacare was passed after 25 days of debate on the floor of the Senate, a debate which saw nearly 600 amendments proposed, and roughly 150 actually added to the bill. Of the amendments added to the bill, 2/3 were proposed by REpublican Senators. From the day ACA was presented to the Senate for review to the final…

You remember in college, HS, whatever when you had projects and you’d be assigned to a group of about 5, and 2 of the members actually did all the work and the others just stood by awkwardly during group meetings nodding their heads as the 2 just talk to each other.... It’s the same thing, but with assholes.

For real though, I would love to work for Michael Bay at least once. It’d be like that year I spent living in Florida after college.

He’s only going to green light it if you can guarantee adding a teammate that is a jive-talking female cyborg who skates in only a Vegas Knights bustier and panties.

Wow, Medieval Times is really stepping up their merch game.

if the inspiration behind the easter eggs was every shitty Vegas hotel’s carpet they succeeded