Dude, I am an old, and the Leafs last won the Cup two years after I was born. That was fifty years ago and I am sad to say I have given up any hope of it happening a second time in my lifetime (especially as my family is not a particularly long-lived one and I’ll probably peg out at seventy).

Have you met most people? Most people are that dumb. Its a shock to me sometimes that more people don’t kill themselves trying to put on underwear in the morning.

Well, in his defense… He’s really fucking dumb.

We thank you for your summary & sacrifice. Now we do not need to read Newt’s doctoral dissertation.

And at every possible revelation where he could just simply issue a denial, he admits what’s going on.

A guy I work with went on a vacation to Mexico last week. He was back today and told me about a guy from Texas he met there on the trip and had a conversation with. They talked about trump and the Texas guy said “you know, my guy (trump) is really fucking up. But it’s hard for me to admit that because then that…

It’s sad to think of Newt.

Poor guy - apparently “adulterous affair with Newt Gingrich” isn’t the prize it once was, so now instead of fucking women who aren’t his wife, he actually has to, you know, do stuff.

No, the full defense seems more like, “This information was all illegally leaked by nasty illegal leakers who should be prosecuted! Also, it’s all made up.”

these people are worse then goddamned 80s cartoon villains.

They used a different font on their press releases and more blame of the democrats. That’s all I got so far.

Oh yeah, “parent choice” is to “charter schools and destroying public education” as “state’s rights” is to “git them darkies outta the voting booth”.

The article has Christie as the lowest ever recorded in 20 years by Quinnipiac, so they may have not done a poll at the time others were recording Blagojevich at his 3% low.

As a former public school teacher and someone who has spent her entire career working to improve secondary education and post-secondary education for our most vulnerable youth, I cannot underscore how catastrophic her shit is. My heart breaks for the literal millions of people this shit will impact just so a handful…

DeVos said she believed both regulations should be scaled back and rewritten, describing them as “overly burdensome and confusing” to the colleges they are meant to regulate.

I seem to recall reading that city hall started shipping in bottled water for themselves after they were informed of the corroding pipes, so they would not have to drink leaded tapwater, all the while failing to warn the rest of the city or indeed do anything about the problem.

On the other hand, there are these stories that Trump is souring on the AHCA as written, whining that it’s “too mean.” Meanwhile, the extremists in the House Freedom Caucus are only reluctantly backing it as it stands because they want a full repeal of Obamacare, full stop. Any effort to retain any more ACA elements…

Just to get this out of the way...

Both the House and Senate would have to vote to impeach Trump. The House is heavily gerrymandered and Republicans hold a firm majority. Therefore, the only, only, only way they’d impeach Trump is that if the evidence was so obvious and overwhelming that they can’t ignore it (e.g.…

“How could I obstruct justice? That doesn’t make any sense! I’ve obstructed buildings, I’ve obstructed casinos, I obstructed a beautiful golf course in Scotland, but I never obstructed justice!”

Now if only we could take down Snyder who put these fantastic fucks of human waste in the positions their in, thanks to his authoritarian “emergency manager” bullshit.