Here’s a shot of the chart that shows how Sam Brownback funded Kansas.

I understand the Republicans’ feelings here. They certainly would never do anything so disrespectful like interrupt an important event involving one of our leaders.

It’s not like the DOJ has any other people they should be look at jailing right now.

Although this aritcle makes me sad, it does give me an opportunity to say “Fuck and your asshole ponytail Peter Karmanos.” So there’s a silver lining to it.

Ironically he died in a hurricane.

$650,000 is almost enough money for three months rent in the Bay Area.

I always knew she’d find a way to let her inner Heinrich Himmler contribute to US policy.

You forgot to mention the most whimsically delightful possibility for the future of news.

Actually, he’s a gunt.

Chris Christie is so big that, when he jumps in a pool, he displaces more water that a smaller person does.

“Hi, Chris. First time caller, love the show. Anyway, I think it’s totally acceptable for a state governor to decide, due to budget issues, that some people just can’t have water without lead in it..............Er, I mean that the beaches have to be closed on a big holiday weekend. I’ll hang up and listen.”

I’m fine with what Christie did with the beach situation, if it means we never, ever have to watch him play baseball again.

On the bright side, apparently Hardaway is fine as far as his skills on special teams go.

You call that racist? If you’d elected me you’d be hearing racist stuff that would knock you on your ass on a daily basis.

Completely understandable mistake.

Well if Morris follows the Republican SOP for a situation like this she’ll say it’s “just an expression” and the liberal media seeds to stop focusing on such a “big nothing burger” and people need to stop being such “delicate snowflakes “ about it.

Republican politicians across the country are writing messages to Morris to thank her for making them aware of this wonderful phrase and does she mind if they use it in the near future.

Snyder is just so business like and cold blooded about his actions, he gets overlooked compared to loudmouthed assholes like Christie and co.

People underestimate him because he’s terribly bland with what he says, unlike those other inflammatory assholes.

You do realize Rick Snyder poisoned AN ENTIRE CITY and then covered it up for over a year.