The fact that Donald Trump, a man who has a compulsive need to let everyone know that he’s the biggest and the best, and openly attacks anyone else he feels threatens this status with all guns blazing, is so openly submissive to Vladimir Putin is the most convincing proof I’ve seen that Putin has something big on him.

Can’t. City is bankrupt.

I go there all the time and can tell you that it’s still fucking crap.

I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES AND ALLIGATORS IN MOTHERFUCKING THOUSAND OAKS!

“Acting presidential” is also something that shouldn’t happen so infrequently that people feel obligated to go out of their way to highlight it when it does as some sort of accomplishment.

Remember, back in February, the pundits were saying how the fact he kept his shit together enough to give a semi coherent 45 minute speech to Congress marked the moment he had become “Presidential”?

Still more agile and better hand/eye coordination than Darko Milicic.

That was some of the most unfocused and random babbling that has ever been uttered.

I’m betting that the exchange was literally Trump asking “Did you hack the election?” Putin responding “Neyt” and Trump saying “Good enough for me. Glad we can put this to rest once and for all.”

Yeah, I’m sure that, after they they let PSU off with a slap on the wrist for decades of Joe Paterno the whole administration enabling and covering up decades of child rape by Jerry Sandusky, the NCAA is just dying to spring into action and drop the death penalty hammer over the grievances of an assistant coach.

Going to an away game at Michigan to be specific.

The final straw was when they insisted he share an office with Joe Paterno’s corpse.

Oh. Didn’t realize it was a shop job. Thanks.

I don’t think Bannon has loved someone’s peaches and wanted to shake their tree either.

Well for starters, the Joker was much cleaner, well groomed and had much better fashion sense than Bannon

Counterpoint: Jai alai is fucking awesome.

Coked up dogs are funny until it all goes horribly wrong and the dog has a major freak out.

Michael Jordan always had awesome performances when he was in New York.

Yep, Jack McCloskey did some of his best work there.

I thought Phil Jackson was fired.