“I will not be deterred be these protests and, in the end, the German people will see a triumph of my will”

In a related vein, I’m writing a column that explains how the Cleveland Cavaliers, in order for them to be able beat the Golden State Warriors for the 2018 NBA title, need to immediately release LeBron James.

In a statement Trump condemned the protests and expressed his hope the German authorities would be able to come up with some kind of final solution for this problem.

They’ll also put a pair of Trump’s personal tiny hands gloves there as well.

Appropriate that Pence wants this, because I would certainly prefer having to live on Mars over living in Indiana.

All I know is, if it had been one of my children killed and I had heard that comment from that fuckhead, there’s an extremely remote possibility that I would have made it possible for people to say that their 2A rights are more important than a dead JTP.

I have to admit I’ve always admired the bastard for the way he dodged that shoe.

I go there almost every week.

Unless you were the Japanese, then he said it was “actually pretty good.”

Are you saying it WASN’T tough.

MUH GAWD!!! LEBRON JUST HIT DURANT WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

He’s also something like 5'4"

You mean downtown Detroit is nice?

I’m really looking forward to LBJ leaving and Cavs fans realizing the full horror of how shitty a owner Gilbert is.

Well now that Illich is dead somebody has to take over that role.

All I know is that Saclise has supported policies that have made it easy for shootings like this to happen and have cost a lot of people their lives.

I hope he pulls through I guess.

Thank God Republicans were above that kind of non stop bashing during Obama’s terms.

He “Hamstrung the military” because he didn’t keep pouring troops and equipment into two unwinnible quagmires.

You’re so full of shit.