I thought guys like Scott Walker and Chris Christie would be tripping over each other to be the first to get Trump and Pence that information.

But since it’s the Hawks, no one in Atlanta cares.

That was Detroit.

You know this is seriously fucked up when Mississippi tells you to get bent because what you’re requesting is beneath their moral integrity.

But what how are the ‘Ers going to do next season?

After this move I can say, without any fear of being wrong, that Celtics fans will always remember how a Hoosier born white small forward, who almost led his mid major college located in Indiana to an NCAA title, came to Boston and turned them into a title winner and became an NBA legend in the process.

No shit. If I was going to do that, which I never fucking would, but anyway, I’d use a power washer. Not touch it with my bare hands.

Plus Godzilla wouldn’t stand for any of this voter interference bullshit and would just incinerate Moscow.

I really didn’t need to see that shot of Christie spreading his legs.

It’s actually pretty impressive how, when it came to watering the tree of liberty with his own blood, he was able to totally cut out the middle man.

It’s more of a rumble actually.

I hope you’re right.

Al Capone?

The one underneath Einstein and Mandela is Ben Kingsley. He won the Best Actor Oscar for his portrayal of Gandhi.

Yoda didn’t wear glasses.

What are you talking about? JFK didn’t take that shot well at all.

The guy above the letter “o” is Abraham Lincoln. He was a famous vampire hunter.

Michael Jordan should receive back pay of approximately 1 trillion dollars.

Baylor realized that, because the Paterno family dropped their suit against PSU the other day, they have a golden opportunity to solidify their claim as “The biggest scumbag university in the country” and they’re not going to let it slip away.

What makes you think his base will abandon him regardless of what he does?