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I don’t care what you say. Huckabee-Sanders was amazing in “Young Frankenstein”

The next logical step from the White House will be to send messages to certain groups of voters telling them to report to the train stations because they’re being relocated to “voting integrity” camps until the situation can get fixed.

How is it possible for her eyes to be looking everywhere and nowhere at the same time?

I think it’s inevitable he’ll do it at this point.

This shouldn’t really surprise anyone who understands the GOP’s MO they use with their voters.

After reading Trump’s latest tweet, I am more convinced than ever that we need to make a Constitutional Admendment that, in order to be President, you have to know how to speak English.

Have you ever broken the speed limit without getting busted by the police?

So you’re saying that a team with Kobe and Shaq wasn’t ever going to get to the point where it was going to win an NBA title? Give me a break.

I thought the same thing. We’re not talking about the Golden Gate Bridge here.

I lived there until I went to college at MSU. I still have some family in the area so I make it back once or twice a year.

You live in Midland?...That’s my hometown. Haven’t lived there in decades though.

Which is really funny when you realize her husband is named Dick and, because he’s a Jr. is often referred to as “Little Dick” by people in Michigan.

Fun fact: Liveris spelled backwards is sir evil.

Fun fact: Andrew Liveris’ last name spelled backwards is sirevil, or sir evil if you prefer.

The loud squeal you just heard was Betsy DeVos having an orgasm upon seeing this news.

Technically I think Trump said he was only going after the “Bad Hombres”

You mean fucking fascists who are doing their part to make America great again!

On the plus side, there are 30 new job openings for out of work coal miners.

It was a pity vote because none of those 9 guys had to coach in Orlando,

Whoa....You’re saying some prominent Republicans who stood against Trump for the nomination, now, openly and without any shame, grovel at his feet?