People need to stop thinking she’s completely stupid because of that grizzly bear comment.

She’s actually not trying to destroy the civil rights division of the Department of Education.

I’m sure that “Top Gun” sequel is going to kick ass though.

Paul LePage: “ I think it’s great that a Maine woman killed a coon with her bare hands.”

Oh, I’m sure the Republicans politicians are going to say he’s innocent and act all cavalier about it.

Republicans love the founding fathers up until the point where what they intended is the direct opposite of the modern day GOP agenda.

Paul LePage issued a statement saying that he’s glad someone in Maine is finally doing something to get rid of all the damn coons.

If you’re referring to the Cosby trial, that’s true.

I’m guessing he exchanged it for a promise from Satan that he never loses his hair.

I know.

I live in the Detroit area, but I’ve always had a soft spot for the Leafs because Toronto was the first big city I visited as a kid and I thought it was the coolest place on earth. My big prize was a pair of Maple Leafs pajamas I got at the Eaton Centre that I wore until the seams started to bust.

They had a fun few years in the mid 1990's, which might have been even more fun if it wasn’t for fucking Kerry Frazier.

And your worry is totally valid.

Great.

It’s sad to think Newt has nothing better to do. Doesn’t he have a wife, who’s dying of cancer, he has to serve divorce papers on, or something?

So, in what could potentially be the greatest political scandal in American history, Donald Trump, after a lot of careful thought and consideration, has clearly decided to go with the following defense:

I agree that she seems like some cartoon super villain.

If Snyder ever does end up going to prison, I’m going to go heckle him in front of the courthouse on the day of his sentencing and then get fucking hammered for a week to celebrate.

The GM plant in Flint also switched to a different water source because the stuff from the river was corroding their machines at a rapid rate with all the shit it contained.

Jesus, this asshole thinks he’s SGT. Barnes in “Platoon” with this “Everybody’s gotta die of something” shit