How did he even open his little baby mouth and articulate the words without drooling his strained peas and mashed carrots on himself and then choking to death on his own spit-up because you didn’t burp him on your shoulder? Is he from another country where fitted sheets are not common? Did he grow up, as some people…

Honest Question for the married ladies: Why? Why are you married? Is it for the sperm and the babies? I am not being snarky. Do you just enjoy “taking care of” people? Because yes, that is legit, that can be rewarding, I get it. But should it be a two way street? If we are going to play the patriarchy game, where is…