Suddenly, sickened by what he has witnessed, Chef Worf bursts forth from the kitchen and proclaims “Today IS a good day for (pizza) PIE!”

Hey! Not everyone needs face-melting specs, but it’s pretty messed up when Apple, an obscenely rich company, rips people off with outdated computers for so long.

There is something very entertaining about Steve’s videos. He has such a calm, unassuming presentation and he knows his stuff when it comes to rations and MREs.

Why anyone still uses Uber is completely beyond me. Let this fucked up company die already.

I can’t wait to never be able to get one ever

Winona... still hot AF.