eh they had me at Mcdormand.

Not only did I read the entire review, I now kind of want to see it. What sold me was the line about paying medical bills by handing money to the doctor.

loves the Boom Boom?

Little tip: anyone of legal age (including non members) can purchase booze at Costco. Something to do with obtaining the state license to sell alcohol holds them to selling to all members of the public. I've witnessed this in WA state, but it may be state by state. I'm a member though…dog food savings alone pays…

Ugh the fuckers who tag team the carts…like one pushes as normal but then the second walks next to the cart and guides it from the side. I have to get high before I go in just so I can deep breathe and deal with the mass of morons and their kids.

Booo!

That TV Guide cover is so weird. It looks like a photo of joyce dewitt on top of illustrations of john ritter and suzanne somers.

I'll admit I have never, ever seen one of his shows or ate at his restaurants or anything else. I was only aware of him in the sense of knowing what he looks like, vaguely what he's about, and that he is (or was, idk) popular. I thought (with mild conviction) he was a dipshit, and for all I know he is…but i recently…

Eh, I've seen people do both on psychedelics.

I love Mike Mitchell. I've always thought he is the closest I've ever seen to a new John Candy, and this has very little to do with his frame, rather it's the way he projects kindness, affability, and warm humor. I hate to make the comparison because their size makes it seem overly obvious, but I still can't escape…

…something something subspace transmissions…

Except twitter is near ubiquitous even for non users. I don't use twitter…never go to any twitter to even read. But if you read any news or follow sports or entertainment then you are more than aware not only of what twitter is, but are kept up to date with at least some of what is trending on the site.

It's a solid, well thought argument, but I say let him keep twitter and just not be president…

Wait a sec…is THIS why Trump hates Globalization so much?

…and then held the condom next to a lightbulb for a minute and a half.

I'm liberal leaning…which is a short way of saying I envision a future in which I have sex with an Asari.

Then burn the sink.

To be fair I think he is referring to video game violence…

Aw c'mon throw a chicken bone in a pot when the whole thing starts…some bacon, some broth….by the time Chicago Justice comes on you got yourself a stew baby!

Oh please…just more harmless locker room boys talk from full grown adult men. Oh and groping. And the threat of unemployment. But that's probably it.