Only fits two?  Even a Ranger bed will fit at least a half-dozen of your friends!

Good book :)

I hated the Cowboys during Romo’s run, but he’s become my favorite broadcaster on a national level.  The guy’s amazing.

After years of dealing with the NFL rulebook, I sortof appreciate one that runs all of four pages.

I knew this was going to be the response I got. That site is a hard-right site, no disagreement here, and I don’t like the language of it. But their numbers don’t lie, and the sources they cite (based on your own reference) are generally rated as center-left (The Toronto Star, the CBC) or completely neutral. I’m not…

Firstly, it irritates me to keep saying this, but automatic weapons have been banned in the US since 1934 and not used in a mass shooting event since the Al Capone era. Maybe I’m being pedantic, but if you know anything about guns it’s an important distinction.

One thing I can tell you is a problem with this name is that some Vets get really uptight about people appropriating that label without having served.  A bunch of 20-something millionaires calling themselves “The Veterans” without ever even approaching a recruiting office would bend me the wrong way, and I’m not…

I used to work for the Pinkertons! Right before they got bought out by Securitas. It’s a much more benign organization now lol, think less murdering miners and more Paul Blart.

<-- got fired for not coming in to work while my wife was in the hospital.  Called it in, had sick/vacation days, still got canned.  AND they fought me on unemployment.

This is why I hang out in smoking bars.  18+ Only!

You’re correct on all your points, I’d probably even go with something more like “Local man saves crash victim’s life, but it cost him a job interview” or whatever, I’m not a writerer.  Maybe stick the ex-con stuff in the story about how he’s trying to rebuild his life, getting a job, etc.  If they’re doing a piece on…

I’m not done yet, but just wanted to point out that the base platform of the AR has served in every American military venture since the 60's. Love it or hate it, the shootings in this article are a just one aspect of the history, and impact, of that weapon.

Beating off just offstage while a female comic is doing her set while looking her in the eyes counts as public, I’d say, which IIRC he did more than once.

I don’t know about gunfire, but I definitely know people who, if you touched their truck in this way, you’d better be prepared to fistfight some really pissed rednecks.

People joke about their butts being “exit-only”, but anal sex is a thing that people do and some enjoy.  But seriously people, don’t put things in your urethra, for fuck’s sake.

Please note the part where I said “Back in the 90's”, child. CNN had to change up their staff over the years because they kept getting called out on it. And “Every” is obviously an exaggeration on my part, let’s go with 85%, which IIRC was about the percentage that voted for Al Gore. I’m not a right-winger, just…

I’m a tad bit inclined to allow there might be some implicit bias there, like when CNN used to deny any bias back in the 90's but every mofo on their staff was a leftist. Not convinced either way, seeing as how the code is proprietary, but I guess it’s a possibility. The rest of your comment, though, is the whole …

A small side note, as well is guns: moving a gun does not make a noise.  If you swing from left to right and your gun makes a clackety noise, you have a major problem.

This one always bugged me

Holy shit I hadn’t considered what the acronym for them would be, that’s hilarious.  I hope they have a big flag that reads “FOAK” somewhere.