Why do companies make people come back to work after lunch on Friday’s? They have to know,right?

Best home field advantage in sports? LSU, right?

Literally the first sentence of his statement:

Not even Bobby Big Wheel?

I’ve got a soccer game, two birthday parties, and a damn school fair my kid has to go to on Saturday. I deserve this right?

You get the show

I think we’ve seen that bubble reach its apex. All the huge contracts got inked juuust before the numbers on cord-cutters started to significantly show up in the ratings. Those deals are going to look so, so bad in five years.

Mourinho or Pep?

Boy I bet you wish you’d asked a better question.

Blazing Saddles.

Sourdough or go to hell.

Damn, not far off from mine, which was Catch 22 in ninth grade, with either Suburban Legends or Voodoo Glow Skulls—maybe both?—opening.

What is Greg Howard doing here? Where have you been hiding him? Is he safe?

The cool high school lit teacher

LSU - BAMA in 2012. Or at least let them get past the 50 twice

Iron Shiek over Bob Backlund, 1983. We as a nation never recovered. The long, slow decline of America began that day.

I hate to be that guy, and I’m fully prepared to tune out the inevitable trolls, but if I could un-stick that ball from David Tyree’s helmet, I would in an instant.