No, that guy is the asshole for asking six times for a free drink...and even if some other employee gives him free stuff he shouldn’t assume that you’re obligated to do so too.

“Beatings will continue until morale improves.”

I made the same comment about this particular statement. Either his wife is weak or she isn’t. You can’t be both in this scenario.

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I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

I just looked up the rules for conscientious objectors to the military, because the U.S. has had a draft historically where they did totally legally send people who objected to war off to die afterall. Current rule is that “one must certify that they are not conscientious objectors at the time of voluntary enlistment”…

I think you’re supposed to ask her to marry you.

Okay, I genuinely lol’ed at that. This is for you.

I’m going to make this really simple for her. I work for the government in her neighboring state of West Virginia. When I was hired for this position, I had to sign a dozen or so pieces of paper that regulate my conduct while I’m acting as a state official. For instance: I can’t have a political bumper sticker on my…

Women do this shit too. My friend had a baby recently. I told her it’s hard and frankly boring work. People say you will be rushed off your feet but really, you have a vast amount of time to sit around once you’ve done any chores. She was complaining to me that the baby didn’t do anything and how bored she is. I…

Well, clearly, an ICE SPIDER!

My daughter has a kid’s tool set. She also has dolls and stuffed animals. She makes my husband be the nurse*, and then she pretends to operate on her dolls with her tools. I never would have thought that a hammer could cure a sick unicorn, but I guess that’s why I’m not the doctor.

I agree with this and I’m glad more people are discussing miscarriage, mine was devastating and I’m pregnant again and just have a bad feeling about it (though I have a bad feeling about everything so...) I still can’t get over any of this. I have barely told anyone about this pregnancy because what I went through…

“She didn’t want Lilly to learn about black history,” he said, “She just wanted her to learn about the Confederacy.”

hey dont talk about my womb like that; he’s really sensitive.

No no no no no!!! Once they are born they are the needy children of sluts that didn’t keep an aspirin between their knees! BOOTSTRAPS!!! Logical Fail BOOTSTRAPS you stupid ass children that didn’t ask to be born but we made it almost impossible not to be!!!

Exactly. I can totally see those kind of justifications. And for those who are criticizing Fuzzy Orca, please reread the post carefully. Fuzzy is not arguing this is a good argument. Fuzzy is arguing that someone will defend the behavior by saying this is a good argument.

That’s how I read Fuzzy’s comment, too.

I don’t think Fuzzy Orca was saying it’s actually possible to do the shoving of the tables and the bullshit that somehow gets 20 people in the space of ten. more that there are asshats out there who think that a waitress/floor staff is going to be able to just get a table from mythical table land (similar to ‘the…