Maybe it’s the same guy who left Twitter. He’s just serially leaving jobs to annoy Trump.

There is a featured Infinity Gem! I assumed that Thanos manipulated things in such a way that Ultron would be fully aware of what the Mind Stone was, and when Vision ended up with it that necessitated a shift in plans.

Learn to tell one, fella.

Woody Allen came into this world pretentious.

Antz is so bad, dude. Bug’s Life isn’t great but at least it’s not “every Woody Allen movie, except this time he’s an ant”.

I’m sorry you got banned from Reddit for posting your self-insert fanfic where Rick takes you into his big strong arms and tells you everything is pointless unless you’re a smart white male.

I think I’ve seen it described several times today as “ketchup mixed with low-quality teriyaki” so I am excited to know that two components of my diet are miracle cures.

This isn’t about getting excited about dumb shit. This is about people treating this stupid joke from Rick and Morty like the second coming of Christ and news outlets reporting on it accordingly. People can like the sauce all they want but it isn’t this big of news.

Maybe they’ll fucking poison it so we can stop hearing about it.

This isn’t Uzo Aduba’s first voice work. She was Bismuth in Steven Universe last year.

Do note that I said “these” citizens. I’m obviously not proud of the gun nuts, or the fuckhead who actually perpetrated this shooting, or anyone offering thoughts and prayers while jerking off on their hunting rifles.

I am ashamed of my country, but I am proud of these citizens of it.

Fine, cool, parole system works. Dude may be a murderous piece of shit but on this specific crime he did his time and everything worked out.

Sweet fuck, I didn’t even see this because of the new front page. I’m like a reverse prophet.

So when can we expect “Chicago: See Kingsman: The Golden Circle early and for free”? That always seems to coordinate perfectly with these movies that you guys don’t like.

Sorry your content platform Buzzfeed-homunculus technoutopia isn’t my cup of tea.

Because this shit has killed their commenting community, which they referred to as “important” to them.

He should spend all that Amazon money buying AV Club so we can go back to being a website and not whatever the hell this is.

And then doused in rich, creamery butter.

Can't wait for Bannon to be a true patriot, just the greatest ever, today, and then FAKE NEWS next week.