Good on him.

I mean, they literally think Trump fucked a goblin.

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Find the Universe compilation somewhere. It's so good.

It's gotta be in the machine.

You forgot "Only Minutes Before Our Inevitable Death In A Nuclear Hellstorm".

Can we chill with the doomsday titles for now? Like, this is a really shitty situation, but we don't need to be reminded we're going to die in every other breath by an entertainment website.

"What IS love, dad?"

Jesus, we went back too far.

Magic the Gathering has a story.

"Let's roll the rim up on this Neolution shit, eh!"

It's a real Death Race 3: Inferno.

One of those actors who I never really recognized at first, but then looking down his IMDB page the lightbulb went off, oh, twenty or thirty times. Pretty extensive career.

Kinja wait for another post for that?

Pushing for universal health care will go nowhere in this climate whereas protecting the ACA, imperfect as it is, might work and will keep millions of people alive. Let's not put the cart four years before the horse.

Oh good, five more slots a week to fill with Tosh.0 reruns.

A legend. He'll be missed but he's immortal in his work.

Technically he's the fourteenth already!

We prefer to be called "Lightning McQueer" now, thank you!

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