So, hey, why even report on this and bring attention to it?

That's no banana.

So can GJI! post a Hulk Hogan sex tape or something so we can stop getting links to ancient mashups?

I genuinely cannot believe someone unironically responded to a Simpsons quote with a Futurama reference. This is some kind of terrifying AVC paradigm.

Amazingly, Memory Alpha actually has an article for Saran Wrap. I love overly comprehensive wikis.

There's probably a Vulcan named Saran somewhere.

Sybok Runs Amok Time

"What if we had a Vulcan… who DOESN'T subvert at all the tropes we've had attached to them for fifty years???"

Christ, why is Sarek the character we always get in every series? Patrick Stewart playing Sarek's emotions for two minutes was more exciting than the character himself ever was.

Ending an article on "This is what madness looks like" reads more as a cry for help than a summary of the content. Are you okay, Randall? Are they withholding food unless you read Digg all day?

Well, gonna have to think about that for the rest of the day.

"You can still live in the lactation room."

… And Also A 50 Year Old Girl Scout

I have a hard time caring about his Twitter. Even covfefe only brought temporary joy.

The hero we deserved.

Eric can't be Odo if only because continual exposure to a Ferengi would result in better business acumen than any Trump has, if only through osmosis.

Hey, we don't know that Moses didn't go on to become Zeus.

Man, it's super weird thinking about him talking like a normal person after years of his comedy.

See, in my imaginary murder spree, Velma's my accomplice.

Yeah, except also he made the pirates.