Harder to bury your shame in overpriced steaks when the symbol of your guilt is touching a glowing orb.

So this piece is literally Last Last Week Tonight Tonight?

And poor Scaramouche, who must never be forgotten.

Turns out Bob Ross didn't die, he just got really into making Lost Highway.

I get the feeling some of these artists would generally prefer it not be seen if it's not seen the way they intended. Artists are finnicky that way.

The AV Club

Sorry, we've only had time to feed "Simpsons references" and "crankiness about pop culture" into the AV Club commenter neural network. Meka's a work in progress.

After a night of chugging that much Red Bull I'm not sure anything's getting me out of bed, life-changing wake-up light or no.

Guess they could take the sky from him.

Okay, but can they last-minute revive Under the Dome for me?

Cups for cold drinks that don't sweat in warm weather are called styrofoam cups, dude.

The Voice had Christina Grimmie, who was genuinely talented and taken from us far too soon.

If it was legitimate elephant rape, the elephant has ways of shutting that down.

Counterpoint: No it hasn't.

Give it time. Literally.

Appetizing Victuals?

I enjoy proclaiming that I don't enjoy things at least as much as Rabin.

I genuinely cannot tell if everyone here actually thinks that Robert Siegel voices Triumph or if it's just an elaborate Robert Smigel-based pun that I'm not enjoying as much as the rest of you.

My semen can melt steel beams! I'm a walking meme! Ask my kids!

"Universally loathed" by AV Club staff members, maybe.